December 2011
Overheard At A Highschool (where I am an employee)
Boy 1: Man, she wants me to pick a song that sums up our relationship. I mean, I really like her, but every song I know has “I love you” in it, and I’m so not saying that, man.
Boy 2: There’s this guy, Stephanie showed me, who sings this song “Less Than Three” or something. He doesn’t say I love you, just I like you a lot and stuff. Play her that. The acoustic one though; it’s nicer.
Boy 1: cool, what’s his name?
Boy 2: I dunno, it’s like Eggplant, but not. He’s a youtube celebrity.
Boy 1: do you think it will it matter if she’s never heard of him before?
Boy 2: man, listen, if she hasn’t, she’ll think you’re deep for choosing a song that no one’s heard before, that it’s just for her, y’know? Not just some Justin Bieber shit. And if she has heard of him, she’ll be over the moon that you picked that song. The dude’s a fucking p****y magnet. You should see the comments on his videos. Unreal.
Boy 1: Awesome, thanks bro.
Me: *internally* :D
Nightingale: What did you come here for anyway?
Sparrow: I love old things. They make me feel sad.
Nightingale: What's good about sad?
Sparrow: It's happy for deep people.
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“The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Resist it, and your...”
– The Picture of Dorian Gray -Oscar Wilde (via notontour)
klexquisite:
meagansphilosophy:
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thegestianpoet:
people assume that sexuality is a strict progression of heterosexual to homosexual, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective point of view, it’s more like a ball of wibbly-wobbly, sexy-wexy…stuff.
Apparently drinking Jack Daniels is manly.
… news to me.
“Yet if I was asked to do this again - in fact, if I was ever asked to repeat any...”
– John Barrowman (via dudeufugly)
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“We can’t make Torchwood toys. We can’t market to children because it’s an adult...”
– John Barrowman (via dudeufugly)
Me: *being extremely sarcastic because Michelle woke me up, again*
Michelle: I like that you're funny even though you're tired.
“Heroes don’t exist, and if they did, I wouldn’t be one of them.”
– Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock BBC (via coconutpocky)
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things I found while trying to find the perfect...
footballbat:
liamdryden:
vondell-swain:
justin bieber instinctively trying to flip his hair and forgetting that he no longer has long hair
I
am laughing
he’s just like “losing the audience, better do the trademark fli- oh shit”
THAT’S SO FUNNY IT’S LIKE HE HAS TOURETTES… .
ohmyrassilon.
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